...when a show is slow and you are bored.
- 1. Pretend that everyone who is eating maple cotton candy is really eating cotton quilt batting.
- 2. Pretend that every time someone says "Your jewelry is beautiful!" they are really saying "YOU are beautiful!" And respond accordingly.
- 3. Throw nasty looks at the guy set up across the room from you who is selling mass-produced junk jewelry from China and trying to pass it off as handmade at a juried handcraft show.
- 4. Eat A LOT of sweet, maple flavored things. (It was the Maple Festival, afterall) Even the chili dogs seemed to have a maple-ness about them.
- 5. Realize that you are completely sold out of fancy-pants necklaces and bracelets and have a minor panic attack when you realize that the next batch of shows is only three weeks away.
- 6. Make prank phone calls on your cell to your friend who is set up a few booths down from you. The caller ID kind of gives you away, but it's worth it just to ask "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
12 comments:
heh heh! That made me giggle :)
xx
funny how you will eat things at a show that you would never eat at home!
Here is hope to things picking up and selling out!
Ha! Made me laugh, Nancy !
Good luck with the balance of the shows :)
Glad to hear it was decent. So the next few weekends are free then? Maybe I'll come down some weekend soon, and we can get together. we could even get together and make jewelry, that might be fun!!
Made my smile, hope you get lots of rest before you start up again.
Hahahahaha......
I can just see MAW's face when you asked her?
No rest for the wicked, as they say. You made me laugh. And smile. Especially the part where you pretended everyone was saying that YOU look beautiful. (Becuase you do.) Enjoy the day! Erin
Hilarious! I haven't attended a show yet (on my list) but when I do I will be sure to bring this list with me (oh, I am so ready with my "evil eye" for the non-handmade posers who attend craft fairs...I HATE that!). Post pics of your booth if you have them (I would love to see your set up :))
ROFL! Okay, I want to do a show with you...just for the prank calls!
completely relate to #2 & 3... so frustrating! glad you had a friend to pass some time with...
the pics of your bunnies are so very very sweet!
Glad you set your goal for your show!
Glad you made your goal. Sucks about the guy with the junk. I will be at the Athens Fest. Cant wait to see you and treat myself to another goodie!!
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